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2004/11/12

Mighty Girl, famous among dozens, in Beautiful Music Together:
My "Venus" razor falls out of my suitcase. Bryan retrieves it from the back seat and holds it like a switchblade.

Him: I'm gonna cut ya!
Me: The pink razor is not as threatening as you might suppose.
Him: Boy, boy, crazy boy, stay smooooth boy!
Me: Got a razor in my pocket...
Him: ... you're silky smoooooth boy!
Me: Lather up! I'll make you look like a schoolboy!
Him: Just keep it smooth boy...
Both: ...reeeeeal smoooooth.
posted by TT 6:33 PM

2004/11/11

Dilbert.com - DNRC: "Religious scholars should also help the rest of us understand the question of holy depth. Is it just the top layer of soil that's holy, or does the holiness continue lower into the ground? It's important because if there's no bottom limit, then whatever is on the exact opposite side of the earth is also holy, only upside down. The residents would have to stand on their heads to get the full benefit of the holy rays, but it would be worth it."
posted by TT 8:42 PM

Gisèle Didi from TTT's past…
posted by TT 6:40 PM

2004/11/10

dojinterrogationmemo20020801.pdf (application/pdf Object) gives license to torture, and this is the nominee to replace Ashcroft. Think outside the Geneva Conventions is the great Hispanic hope's devising.
posted by TT 6:12 PM

Right here write now: Cut-ups and the Internet and today is the day to cut-up a resignation letter. This autopost might work.
posted by TT 9:48 AM

2004/11/09

NetFuture #158: "The Reduction Complex"
posted by TT 6:43 PM

2004/11/07

The Online Beat: "Mandate"? mother johnson Cult Pricks anti-gay (Oedipus) ass still
posted by TT 12:07 PM

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